Ian Penney (2021-25)
You know how it is guys. It’s Ian Penney. I’m the type of guy to add myself to the notable alumni page because I’m notable. In addition to being one of your webmasters, I worked hard to be the craziest guy on the team and make everyone laugh. And, worked hard I did. That’s what I call the “Ian Penney Effect”.
However, such a phenomenon pales in comparison to what I call the “MRun Effect”. That is because, while I’m sure I made an impact on this team (ask my fans), I would argue the team made a bigger impact on me. There’s just something about a group full of determined runners who care about each other, working hard to run fast, and having a blast--that made me who I am. 'Till death do us apart, MRun will always be a part of me.
My absolute favorite memories of all time came from this club. I loved pushing the dining hall after practice and hanging out with the absolute best people in the world. The conversations were fun and the jokes were hilarious (my fans loved Ian Penney humor). The meets were exciting too; I ran fast, and I even PR’d at all 5 cross country meets my Junior year. Go to social events (especially camp)! Do
RAM/community service too!
You can run for the sport. Or, you can run for the vibes. But, you cannot run from the end, and although I still cannot comprehend such a hard-to-believe maxim as I write this, I must admit this “Unc” has finally reached that point. Maybe the fact that the fun couldn’t last forever is where MRun’s beauty actualized for me, and its meaning now shows. I only say this to remind you that you must spend as much time as possible with the club that is MRun! You won’t regret it.
Shoutout Lindsay, the beautiful bride whom I “married” in the Wilmont basement :) (I’ll love you forever, and you are truly an angel.)
- Ian Penney
You can keep up with me on my personal website
ian.hellollama.com, for however long that stays up...